The sudden realization that when school starts you’re actually gonna have to get up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear a bra everyday
no not a bra good lord
yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.
Science side of tumblr strikes again
A few days ago someone told another cashier at the Walmart I work at that I shouldn’t be allowed to be employed because I’m corrupting the children with how I look.. This is what I looked like that day:
I wish I saw who she was so I could greet her on my day off.. I’ll corrupt her fuckin’ children alright. That’s a promise.
Welcome to Walmart, motherfucker.
my mom would actually love you omfg
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
Dracula asks the important questions.